King-Danath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Titty Ditty]

Lame

The song was lame. Sounded like it was being sung by a 70 year old who smoked all his life. Animation wasn't good either. Could have put in....at least something more than text. Not necessarily porn but some amusing boob related animation.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

hey, what's wrong with being a 70 year old who's smoked all his life?

and if i was a 70 year old... wouldn't the fact that I even know how to turn a computer on be a big positive... let alone make a flash?

i do agree though... this movie needed amusing boob related animations.

[Zone of the Awesome]

Yeah

Let egorapter handle it. This was half decent but...not quite there.

Galneda responds:

Egoraptor would've never touched this game and you know it. :P

Alright...what about this flash is half-decent, and what makes it "not-quite there"

That's the kind of stuff I'm looking for in the review space...I'm more than aware it's half-decent and not-quite there, I'd just like to know why you thought it. :D

[With My Mind's Madness]

Crazy

It was well done and I did like the music but...it almost seem offensive. Almost. It was interesting though.

MindChamber responds:

as well you should,

[TakeTwo - Beginning]

I Gave You A 5

That doesn't happen too often. Especially with something that wasn't hilarious and didn't entertain me for more than 10 minutes. Great jorb there homestar (not being sarcastic, just random).

Nqkoi1 responds:

Watdya say Coach Z?

[The Lonely Castle Crasher]

Fwiend?

I thought the main characters voice was a bit too pathetic sounding but I guess that was the point. It sounded a bit annoying.

The other characters were ok. It was a good flash movie. Like "hehe" worthy. Not hilarious but still funny.

LAVAGASM responds:

I wanted a love-hate thing to go across the viewer. Where if you love him maybe you might feel bad, or if you don't love him, then maybe you might laugh.

[- ClockShowdown -]

Nothing Happens

Maybe if something actually happened it might have been a decent flash. Instead it was annoying waste of time. Come on now! Don't ruin Flash Day with junk like this!

Greeksta-69 responds:

Thanks for your honest review.

[-Canadian Idiot-]

Ok

Decent video. Not awesome but it was pretty good.

shluvenz you're an idiot. Hardly any Canadians say "Eh". I bet you think we live in igloos and our main food source is seal and you can come to Canada in the middle of summer and go skiing right? Moron.

SirAlex12 responds:

I did not write the song, Weird Al did. I know that the main food in Canada is not seal meat and that it's not always snowing in Canada. Secondly, Canadians saying "eh?" is a steriotype that I know isn't true, however, it is not unheard of.

[Primal War 10]

Underrated

You, the author of this flash, are doing this for free right? You are not being paid to make these? You are very talented and VERY underrated. You have many fans but there are also way too many complaints from people who couldn't make a flash 1/2 as good as yours. I think you should put them all together when they are all finished and make a huge movie. Also, I bet if you WERE hired to make flash movies like these you would be more motivated and could make them even better.

RickMarin responds:

I do it for free , and I do it for fun
as long as you like it I will do another one. ( im not good in rhymes , sorry) Thanks

[Overprotective Part Two]

Better

This was better than part 1. It seems odd....it looks like a 10 year old beating the crap out of everyone and thats just unrealistic. But if you ignore that fact its a pretty good flash movie! You've got talent. The movies are short but thats understandable considering the file size.

Sikes responds:

Well it is meant to be a little unrealistic. The world isn't a computer program, a radioactive spider bite wouldn't alter your dna, and there's no such thing as a kamehameha blast, but people can accept all those things. Just free your imagination a little.

[Fake Metal Feelings]

Poor Robot

I liked that movie quite a bit. When I saw the sketch style drawing I didn't like it at first but then it seemed to give it a more unique look.

Good job. Sounds were good, animation was smooth, and the story worked. He walked weird :p

AloneInTheDark responds:

yeh, the sketch style is something i wanted to try out. i think it worked pretty well also