King-Danath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Obama is A black]

The animation and visuals and audio were so good that I want to vote 5. Then again, it was disturbing so I want to vote 0. How dare you confuse my voter orientation identity!

[Generic Skyrim Movie]

Minilol

It was good for a quick laugh.

[Epic Pie Time]

+Graphics +Laugh

I hate those damn ponies but I gotta admit...(although I hate to)...this was kinda epic. -3 for involving the damn ponies.

[Leo & Satan III]

Unexpected

It was half funny at first but then it seemed like Oney just wanted to finish off the character. But then I dunno...because of the ending. Either way I expected it to be funny like the first two and it wasn't really.

[If Anime Was Real]

*sigh*

Not front page material....I thought this would be like people attacking each other and bad puns and people saying "Thats my line" but instead the only thing it reminded me of at all is South Park and Stan because he pukes whenever Wendy tries to kiss him. The animation wasn't too bad I guess but the idea was lacking.

[F U Clock Goes Hunting]

Good Ending

You started to lose me around the middle but the ending was worth waiting for.

[WGJ4K: Psychic Surgery]

Undecided

It was stupid and slightly annoying, yet it was funny. I suppose it gets a 5/10 and a 3/5.

[Avatar - Hot Na'vi Sex]

Wow

I don't think that could have been better. Thats coming from a guy who votes low even on half decent flashes so enjoy your 5!

[The Titty Ditty]

Lame

The song was lame. Sounded like it was being sung by a 70 year old who smoked all his life. Animation wasn't good either. Could have put in....at least something more than text. Not necessarily porn but some amusing boob related animation.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

hey, what's wrong with being a 70 year old who's smoked all his life?

and if i was a 70 year old... wouldn't the fact that I even know how to turn a computer on be a big positive... let alone make a flash?

i do agree though... this movie needed amusing boob related animations.

[Zone of the Awesome]

Yeah

Let egorapter handle it. This was half decent but...not quite there.

Galneda responds:

Egoraptor would've never touched this game and you know it. :P

Alright...what about this flash is half-decent, and what makes it "not-quite there"

That's the kind of stuff I'm looking for in the review space...I'm more than aware it's half-decent and not-quite there, I'd just like to know why you thought it. :D